Cable Installer

Now, please, do not apply if you are not an Arizona resident. Even if you are willing to relocate- you wont get hired. Must be an Arizona resident.

Please, read in full. Only candidates that read the job description in full will be considered for this position.

Responsibilities:
- Install and configure cable systems for elderly care facilities
- Perform network installations and troubleshoot connectivity issues
- Run Cat6/ Ethernet cables
- Install low voltage wiring for telecommunication systems
- Use hand tools to mount equipment and secure cables
- Test and certify cable installations for proper functionality
- Collaborate with team members to ensure timely completion of projects

Skills:
- Strong knowledge of Ethernet and computer networking principles
- Proficiency in electrical and low voltage wiring techniques
- Experience with network installation and cabling standards
- Familiarity with hand tools used in cable installation
- Mechanical knowledge to mount equipment and secure cables properly
- Ability to troubleshoot and resolve connectivity issues
- Excellent communication skills to work effectively with clients and team members

So, the above text has been automatically generated by really and it lists all essential parts and skills related to the job. Now, a word from you sponsor- the hiring manager.
I, honestly, do not feel like this is a great job for someone with a family as it [the job] requires constantly being on the road. Read this part again and carefully consider your choices. Employers never post the "SUCKS" they all like to glorify the sh"t you are about to get into but I am straight with my staff and I dont want to hire someone to fire them later or lose them due to lack of clarity on my end.
So, you travel a lot, in a truck, or by plane across the U.S.- I do not know HOW but people seem to misread this part completely, so I am going to stress this one out a bit again:
- you are in a company truck, traveling from job sites, from state, to another state, to another state...
-usually, our techs are on the road for about 3 weeks to a month and then they get 1 week vacation, and back on the road. If you want to stay longer- you can.
(obviously expenses are paid and you get $40 a day per diem for food every day you are at work.)
-We house our employees at Bed & Breakfasts. Everyone gets their own room 99% of the time. Occasionally, smaller US towns don't have enough BrNBs and you might share a bedroom with one other tech (no cuddling). Very rare occurrence. (ok, cuddling)
-You work 12 hour shifts. There will be OT (overtime), oh yeah. There is some OT, alright. You pretty much hit OT on day four. Overtime is calculated at "time and a half"

You install cables and run them through dusty old ceiling ,attics, tombs, graveyards, the pentagon, or, mostly, elderly care facilities. That's the "sucks" about the job.
Now, onto the "great". If you prove yourself you will become a manager and make good money. If you have experience, you can make close to $30 per hour. If you work hard for 6 months to a year, you will be able to afford to buy that dog, hamster, car, nose job you have always wanted. You get to see the U.S. You get to travel. If I were not tied to another project right now (which is being old) , I would take this opportunity in a heartbeat.

Now, please, do not apply if you are not an Arizona resident. Even if you are willing to relocate- you wont get hired. Must be an Arizona resident.

I will be really surprised if you actually read this far. How about this... when applying, send a message with one single word in it "pancakes" and it will increase your chances of being hired by a 100! In fact, I won’t even look at your resume if you don’t. If I don't see you replying "pancakes" when answering employee written questions, I will not even look at your resume, even if you are a god of cable installation.
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Note: This job description is not intended to be all-inclusive. Employee may perform other related duties as assigned to meet the ongoing needs of the organization.

Job Type: Full-time

Pay: $20.00 - $30.00 per hour

Expected hours: 40 – 75 per week

Benefits:

• Company truck
• On-the-job training
• Opportunities for advancement
• Referral program

Compensation Package:

• Bonus opportunities

Schedule:

• 12 hour shift
• Evening shift
• Night shift
• Overtime

Work Location: On the road

Salary : $20 - $30