Professional Dirt Sucker (no experience preferred)

How would you like to meet new people and their pets everyday... work with amazing colleagues... get the schedule you need... and stuff your wallet with fat dolla-dolla bills?

If you have a can-do attitude, a willingness to learn, and a charming bright smile then we want to hire YOU!

I don’t care about your education level.

I don’t care about your past work history.

I only care about your attitude, personality, and appearance.

So if you believe that life is too short to NOT have fun, dad jokes can bring world peace, and Nicolas Cage is a National Treasure (see what I did there?? Did ya???)

Then you'll fit in well around here!

We clean carpet, furniture, and air ducts.. yes, people literally pay us money to suck up dirt. It's awesome.

It may sound boring to some, but it’s actually SUPER SATISFYING!

You ever see those online videos of a completely filthy carpet, car interior, air duct, or driveway come out sparkling clean? We get to do that!

We’re the wizards that get to create that magical cleaning sorcery!

We get to use big machines with lots of sucky-sucky (that’s a technical term) that go WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... It's fun to grab your co-worker with it!

Here's the perks:

-Great pay and jolly co-workers!
-A great boss (duh)
-Endless dad jokes (double duh)
-Flexible work schedule
-Feeling appreciated (I can't do this without you, please don't leave me... *sad music*)
-Opportunity to advance and move up in the company
-Tips, commissions, and bonuses.
-Basketball hoop in the office.
-Quality toilet paper in the bathroom (that's how much we love you. It's a lot)

So, what’s required?

I’m glad you asked.

-Clean driving record
-Valid Driver’s License
-Clean background clean drug test
-Ability to look professional and down right good-looking in our uniforms. *wink wink*
-Ability to work physically for 8-10 hours a day
-Reliable transportation
-Ability to talk to strangers and carry on a conversation
-Comfortable working around pets and kids
-A love for pets and people
-Ability to work by yourself with little to no supervision after being fully trained.
-Believe sales is NOT a dirty word (as long as it’s done ethically)
-Live and breathe customer service
-Not afraid to get dirt on your hands
-Please please please… more personality than a rock.

DO NOT APPLY IF…

-You don’t like pets (we don't hire people with cold dead hearts)
-You’re a creep
-You can’t handle physical work all day long
-You don’t like meeting new people
-You can’t follow step-by-step instructions or checklists
-You come into work with a grumpy face
-You need constant supervision
-You can’t handle when things go wrong or don’t go according to plan
-Your momma say you ugly

So… think you got what it takes to make those dolla-dolla bills?

Awesome!

TO APPLY pull out your phone and record a short video with these 3 things..

1. Introduce yourself and tell me your favorite color animal
2. Why you want to work here why I should hire you
3. How many hours you want to get and what pay you need.

Bonus Credit: Your favorite dad joke.

RECORD YOUR VIDEO HERE: https://upload.vloggi.com/projects/JNXZ-000

(copy and paste into your browser)

Hours are 9am-5:30pm but occasionally the day may run a little longer.

Hiring assistant tech & lead tech positions!

Job Types: Full-time, Part-time

Pay: $17.00 - $25.00 per hour

Schedule:

• 10 hour shift
• 8 hour shift

Application Question(s):

• Do you have a valid drivers license and a CLEAN driving record?

Work Location: In person

Salary : $17 - $25