What are the responsibilities and job description for the Swamp Sage Septic Systems Maestro position at Hale Co?
Swamp Sage Septic Systems Maestro:
Are you a seasoned Septic Tank Installer with a knack for navigating Florida's swampy bureaucratic waters? Do you dream of passing on your wisdom like a fine, aged cheese, before you finally hang up your shovel? If you've answered "yes" while nodding so hard you've caused minor seismic activity, then we've got the gig for you!
What We Need:
Experience: You must have enough experience to make the Florida state contractor board blush. We're talking about someone who can qualify as a contractor in the Sunshine State.
Mentorship: You'll be our Yoda, guiding our young Padawans through the dark arts of septic system installation, until they're ready to take the throne (or rather, the business).
Duration: We're looking for someone who can stick around long enough to sign off on the business owners, ensuring they have enough "experience points" to level up to contractor status. Think of it as a legacy project!
Duties Include:
Installing, repairing, and maintaining septic systems with the finesse of a ballet dancer in a mud pit.
Training new staff to ensure they don't just dig holes but create engineering marvels.
Navigating state regulations with the cunning of a pirate captain avoiding the royal navy.
Qualifications:
Must be at or near retirement age. We're looking for wisdom, not just work ethic.
A valid driver's license (because you can't walk to every septic site, unfortunately).
The patience to deal with both human waste and human errors.
Bonus Points:
If you've ever managed to install a septic system in a hurricane, you're our hero.
Any storytelling skills are a plus; we love a good tale at the end of a long day.
Perks:
Competitive pay (because we know the value of experience).
Flexible hours (because we understand the importance of a good nap).
The satisfaction of knowing you're helping to keep Florida's ground clean, one septic system at a time.
Job Type: Full-time
Pay: $30.00 - $45.00 per hour
Expected hours: 40 per week
Benefits:
- Dental insurance
- Flexible schedule
- Health insurance
- Paid time off
- Vision insurance
Schedule:
- Monday to Friday
Supplemental Pay:
- Bonus opportunities
People with a criminal record are encouraged to apply
Ability to Commute:
- Pensacola, FL 32503 (Required)
Ability to Relocate:
- Pensacola, FL 32503: Relocate before starting work (Required)
Work Location: In person
Salary : $30 - $45